Now Playing Tracks

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: sonic-hip-attack: canikon-bokeh: Exactly.  Imagine a wall full of circular holes, that circles can keep walking in and out of with no difficulty. Now imagine that the triangles manage to get the resources together, after years of not being able to fit through the circle’s holes, to drill a single triangle space into the wall. Now imagine that the circle — who previously supported the triangle’s efforts because they are well-rounded (har) and value equality —  comes along and sees the construction project. But instead of being happy, they get angry. “Well, I won’t be able to fit through your hole!!!!” the circle cries. “I helped you get the drill!!!!” the circle shrieks. “Make it fit me too!!!!” the circle demands. The triangles, barely holding it together enough to get a triangle hole together, stare at the circle in confusion.  “You have all the holes you need,” the triangles explain. “This is for us. You don’t need to fit through our hole, too.” “YOU’RE BEING UNEQUAL AND HURTING MY FEELINGS!” the circle wails. “I DON’T SUPPORT YOUR HOLE IF IT DOESN’T FIT ME TOO. GIVE ME MY DRILL BACK.”  “It’s not your drill, it’s our drill. You helped us get it, because you said you cared.” “I ONLY CARED WHEN I THOUGHT YOU’D MAKE A HOLE EVERYONE COULD FIT THROUGH. YOU’RE PERPETUATING INEQUALITY!!!” “Why is it up to us, the small group that has never been able to fit through the wall at all, to make a hole everyone can use? Why isn’t it up to you, the people who have been able to cross back and forth at will for years? We just want to see the other side; why are you yelling at us?” “I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN A CIRCLE, OMG. I’VE HAD TO WORK HARD ALL MY LIFE TOO. YOU’RE JUST BEING BIGOTED AGAINST ME BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I CAN’T CONTROL, JUST LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU.” “You are interfering with our project and asking us to comfort you while we’re trying to make progress. Please leave.” “I’m going to tell everyone about this,” the circle warns. “Nobody will support you now.” “Apparently nobody ever did,” the triangles sigh, getting back to work. It’s kind of sad That we have to draw comics using colorful shapes To explain systematic inequality to people
Zoom
setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: sonic-hip-attack: canikon-bokeh: Exactly.  Imagine a wall full of circular holes, that circles can keep walking in and out of with no difficulty. Now imagine that the triangles manage to get the resources together, after years of not being able to fit through the circle’s holes, to drill a single triangle space into the wall. Now imagine that the circle — who previously supported the triangle’s efforts because they are well-rounded (har) and value equality —  comes along and sees the construction project. But instead of being happy, they get angry. “Well, I won’t be able to fit through your hole!!!!” the circle cries. “I helped you get the drill!!!!” the circle shrieks. “Make it fit me too!!!!” the circle demands. The triangles, barely holding it together enough to get a triangle hole together, stare at the circle in confusion.  “You have all the holes you need,” the triangles explain. “This is for us. You don’t need to fit through our hole, too.” “YOU’RE BEING UNEQUAL AND HURTING MY FEELINGS!” the circle wails. “I DON’T SUPPORT YOUR HOLE IF IT DOESN’T FIT ME TOO. GIVE ME MY DRILL BACK.”  “It’s not your drill, it’s our drill. You helped us get it, because you said you cared.” “I ONLY CARED WHEN I THOUGHT YOU’D MAKE A HOLE EVERYONE COULD FIT THROUGH. YOU’RE PERPETUATING INEQUALITY!!!” “Why is it up to us, the small group that has never been able to fit through the wall at all, to make a hole everyone can use? Why isn’t it up to you, the people who have been able to cross back and forth at will for years? We just want to see the other side; why are you yelling at us?” “I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN A CIRCLE, OMG. I’VE HAD TO WORK HARD ALL MY LIFE TOO. YOU’RE JUST BEING BIGOTED AGAINST ME BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I CAN’T CONTROL, JUST LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU.” “You are interfering with our project and asking us to comfort you while we’re trying to make progress. Please leave.” “I’m going to tell everyone about this,” the circle warns. “Nobody will support you now.” “Apparently nobody ever did,” the triangles sigh, getting back to work. It’s kind of sad That we have to draw comics using colorful shapes To explain systematic inequality to people
Zoom

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

sonic-hip-attack:

canikon-bokeh:

Exactly. 

Imagine a wall full of circular holes, that circles can keep walking in and out of with no difficulty.

Now imagine that the triangles manage to get the resources together, after years of not being able to fit through the circle’s holes, to drill a single triangle space into the wall.

Now imagine that the circle — who previously supported the triangle’s efforts because they are well-rounded (har) and value equality —  comes along and sees the construction project. But instead of being happy, they get angry.

“Well, I won’t be able to fit through your hole!!!!” the circle cries.

“I helped you get the drill!!!!” the circle shrieks.

“Make it fit me too!!!!” the circle demands.

The triangles, barely holding it together enough to get a triangle hole together, stare at the circle in confusion. 

“You have all the holes you need,” the triangles explain. “This is for us. You don’t need to fit through our hole, too.”

“YOU’RE BEING UNEQUAL AND HURTING MY FEELINGS!” the circle wails. “I DON’T SUPPORT YOUR HOLE IF IT DOESN’T FIT ME TOO. GIVE ME MY DRILL BACK.” 

“It’s not your drill, it’s our drill. You helped us get it, because you said you cared.”

“I ONLY CARED WHEN I THOUGHT YOU’D MAKE A HOLE EVERYONE COULD FIT THROUGH. YOU’RE PERPETUATING INEQUALITY!!!”

“Why is it up to us, the small group that has never been able to fit through the wall at all, to make a hole everyone can use? Why isn’t it up to you, the people who have been able to cross back and forth at will for years? We just want to see the other side; why are you yelling at us?”

“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN A CIRCLE, OMG. I’VE HAD TO WORK HARD ALL MY LIFE TOO. YOU’RE JUST BEING BIGOTED AGAINST ME BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I CAN’T CONTROL, JUST LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU.”

“You are interfering with our project and asking us to comfort you while we’re trying to make progress. Please leave.”

“I’m going to tell everyone about this,” the circle warns. “Nobody will support you now.”

“Apparently nobody ever did,” the triangles sigh, getting back to work.

It’s kind of sad

That we have to draw comics using colorful shapes

To explain systematic inequality to people

(Source: charliebink)

frosty-butt:

draumen:

vonizzix:

emifail:

p-sanmiguel:

ohshietnigguh:

thatsthepowerofpinesolbaby:

omg this girl putting on makeup on her husband

i can’t stop laughing at his face

omfg

his reaction when he saw his face at the end omfg i couldnt stop laughing

omfg he has the funniest reactions holy shit the end tho

“baby you said i look beautiful. were you lying?”

perfect marriage

I am still waiting for him to yell FA MULAN when he’s looking up

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union